Edge and Christian come down to the ring, and Tony Chimel is there to do the classic “Rated R Suuuuuuuperstar” bit. Christian tries it for himself and Edge says it’s official, WWE doesn’t need Chimel for anything anymore. Michael Cole and Booker T are on commentary, and we’ve gone back in time, apparently.
-Edge talks about Seth Rollins trying to break his neck, but mentions that he has a team of lawyers and will own the WWE if anyone puts their hands on him again. They bring out Adam Rose and the Rosebuds as tonight’s guest. No Bunny. They make fun of Rose and his suckers, and check out the legion of hot chicks around him. Edge wants to know where the Bunny is, and Rose says he “put him down” for good, because he doesn’t deserve to be on the Exotic Express. The Hall of Famer says the Attitude Era was party time, all the time, and they want to have a Five Second Pose with the Rosebuds, and tells Adam to hit the bricks. They do their pose while the Rosebuds dance around and Adam Rose storms off on his own.
They run a video package for Charlotte, and it looks like we’re going to get a surprise match up next!
CHARLOTTE vs. SASHA BANKS
They do some nice athletic counter-grappling that ends with a gorgeous bridge pin by Charlotte. Sasha beats the champ down in the ropes and hangs her from the second, hitting a double knee stomp to the mid-section. The beatdown continues for a few minutes until they collide with clotheslines; both women down. Charlotte connects with a few knife-edge clotheslines. Banks mocks the “Woo!” chant but gets caught with a neckbreaker. She misses a moonsault but recovers with a standing senton (same spot from Takeover). Banks connects with a neckbreaker out of nowhere, but Charlotte kicks out and hits her with a facebuster. She follows up with Natural Selection for the 1-2-3.
Winner: CHARLOTTE
Santino is ready for his New Year’s party backstage, but nobody has shown up so he’s talking to his cobra. Eric Rowan shows up in a sheep mask and they have a moment.
TITUS O’NEIL vs. JUSTIN GABRIEL
Titus absolutely destroys Gabriel with shoulder blocks and clotheslines. After a few minutes of rest hold and the commentators mucking around, Justin comes back and tries for the 450 Splash. Titus kicks him off the ropes and hits Clash of the Titus for the win.
Winner: TITUS O’NEIL
R-Truth shows up to Santino’s party, but realizes it’s own Santino and Rowan, and runs away. The cobra and the sheep have another moment.
THE USOS vs. GOLDUST & STARDUST
I guess it’s appropriate to end the year with the match we’ve seen a hundred times in 2014.
The Usos start in with high flying moves early on. They take a commercial break and Goldust is in control with a rest hold in Jimmy when they come back. Uso comes up empty on an enzuigiri and gets caught with an STO for a two-count. Eventually the hot tag is made to Jey who battles to the top with Stardust and ends up hitting a super Samoan Drop. He goes to fly over the ropes but crashes and burns as Stardust moves out of the way. Goldust accidentally takes out his brother and Jimmy takes advantage with a flying splash for the win.
Winners: THE USOS
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