Following an exclusive interview with TNA Superstar Ethan Carter III, the self-proclaimed “Hardcore American Icon” and 2015 candidate for Champion of the World played the FAST COUNT. Ran down a list of names and items, and EC3 offered his immediate reactions.
Sting: I beat him.
Daniel Bryan: SUBMISSION WRESTLING expert. Chicks + America 4 Life.
Samoa Joe: Submission machine I wish I had time to lock horns with.
Zumba: A Latin dance class that I’ve only done once in my life, despite what my Wikipedia page says.
Team 3D: A wonderful academy in Kissimmee, FL to learn the art of professional wrestling. Team 3D Academy (.com). Two Hall of Famers – one I beat in singles competition at Slammiversary, one I beat via default. Either way, I won.
Jeff Hardy: The charismatic enigma. Our top attraction. The fact that he beat me up in a shed with an umbrella still upsets me to this day.
Kevin Owens/Steen: I never got to work with him, but he’s doing a tremendous job. All success to him.
Rockstar Spud: Dog sh*t. Don’t say that. PG that up, and then say “a hell of a talent”.
Kurt Angle: Olympic gold medalist, multi-time world champion, and the last defense of the old guard against #EC3forCHAMP.
DB DD with the BT’s: We never found out who the wildebeest was, and I assure you, we never will. How many times do you go on a date with two hot twins, and pay in change? Never. Unless you’re me.
Ethan Carter III: A transcendent performer, ushering in a new era in the professional wrestling industry.
Derick Bateman: My dead cousin who died horrifically in a fireworks factory explosion.
TNA Superstar Ethan Carter III Answers the “Fast Count” – Thoughts on Daniel Bryan, Jeff Hardy, Sting,
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